newpac:

when people say “present” instead of here during attendance

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zubat:

Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds


ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity



urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah


byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet


Track Title: Sweet Disposition

Artist: The Temper Trap

Album: Conditions

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition



nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

the-manila-institute:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

partypetunia:

pizz4s:

I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.

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Harry Potter in GoF
(i.e. the closest we’ve ever gotten to Book!Harry’s sass/humor)


lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY


death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.


twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home



my sexual preference is people who are too hot for me